One Cure for All Social Media Angst
Who will always follow you on Twitter,
Accept your Facebook Friend Request,
And kindly like your Facebook fan page too.
Who will read your blog with close attention,
Subscribe to your RSS Feed,
And if you ask, will even
Quietly comment on your posts.
He’ll put you on his Blog Roll,
The Great Roll which ultimately counts,
And ask nothing in return,
But that you follow back.