Why God Loves the World Cup

Why God loves the World Cup

The privileged world, Switzerland, Denmark, Germany and the Netherlands, competes  with the developing world, Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon and the Ivory Coast–and does not necessarily win.

Vuvuzelas are democratically annoying.

Northern Europeans get all colourful

For a month, everyone forgets their problems.

Patriotism grows intense.
Nations grow unified as at times of war.

God values swiftness, agility, magic and cleverness,
And watches the games with great interest, I believe,

But with his headphones on!